timjim (timjim) wrote,

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I got this from my Girl friend...

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their
sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them
in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute

3 Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest

4 Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in housewares .... and see what happens.

5 Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6 Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7 Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8 When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why
can't you people just leave me alone?'

9 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick
your nose.

10 While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if
he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11 Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission
Impossible" theme.

12 In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using
different size funnels.

13 Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say

14 When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the
fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

( And; last, but not least!)

15 Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and,
then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

Its goodd stuff
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